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Ever wondered why there’s no window in the airplane’s toilet? Because, really, who’s going to see in?
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Every time I start to achieve the Great American Dream, my alarm clock goes off and I wake up.
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Spelling is a lossed art.
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There aren’t many passengers on this train of thought.
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The honest weatherman; “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I am wrong.”
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Society needs both optimists and pessimists. For example, an optimist invented the airplane while a pessimist invented the parachute. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 11 minutes)
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You can’t have everything – where would you put it?
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Seriously, it’s 2011, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text during shower.
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I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let’s not rush into things.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
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I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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