Epic Burger Flipping, Curious Elephant, and Classic Status Updates

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Classic Facebook Status Updates:

1. That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.
2. Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.
3. I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
4. My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
5. If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
6. Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
7. The only difference between a collector and a hoarder is the station the show is on.
8. I’m no mathematician, but I’d say about 46% of the popcorn I grab at a movie theater ends up in my mouth.
9. Every day since Chumbawumba broke up, I’ve found it harder and harder to get back up again.
10. My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over my house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure.
11. There’s always that one song that makes you want to dance.
12. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
13. I’d rather volunteer myself for tribute in the hunger games, than go to school tomorrow.
14. There’s no “we” in food.
    Get the heck away from me.
15. Thank you music, for being there when no one else was.
16. Dear Tostitos, make your dip jars shorter and wider so your chips can actually fit inside them. Thanks
17. It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text.
18. If you got attacked by a bunch of homeless people would you be bummed?
19. When the I in “I love you” becomes more important than the “you,” the word in the middle just fades away.
20. My whole life is just “oh ok”.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Free Timeline Covers

Overly Friendly Elephant gets a little overly friendly…

Baby Elephants are cute and curious, what can we say?

Burger Flipping in Singapore is an ART:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IaQwGZFKm8[/youtube]

Whoa, that is some skillful Burger flipping. I don’t think you’ll see this at your local McDonalds anytime soon.