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20 Clever Facebook Status Ideas:
- Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
- Nintendo should handle the educational system; I don’t remember half the crap I was supposed to have learned in high school, but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
- Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
- If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn’t invite me over.
- When you’re with the right woman, forever doesn’t seem long enough.
- When the girl working the counter says “would you like fries with that?” say..”are you calling me fat??” then burst into tears. Free meal.
- Police Helicopters: Proof that pigs can fly.
- “Dad, I’m hungry.”
“Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad.”
- Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.
- There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
- It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
- society: be yourself
society: no not like that
- My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
- I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
- I’m not the type of person you want to put on speakerphone.
- My awareness of my own stupidity makes me smarter than you know.
- My daughter borrowed my phone & saw all of your statuses and comments…. I expect all of you to chip in to pay for her therapy.
- Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.
- You’re the shampoo in the eyes of my life.
- Don’t you love that moment when you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide?
Magic for Dogs:
Some of those dogs reacted just like humans do, hilarious! Please feel free to share if you enjoyed.
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