Dog Logic, Invisible Driver, and LOL Status Updates

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20 LOL Facebook Status Updates:

1. Oxford Dictionary named “Selfie” the word of the year. Stop the planet, I want to get off.
2. 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
3. I wish my dog could text me.
4. I’m having a terrible day so I should probably go to Facebook and post statuses about how perfect life is.
5. I just like to be left alone sometimes, no I’m not angry, no I’m not sad. I just like to be alone.
6. Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.
7. I can tell by the way you park your car that I hate you.
8. Your best friends are the ones who you don’t have to act socially acceptable around.
9. As long as you have hope, anything can happen.
10. I want to put my headphones in and disappear for a few weeks.
11. I was getting really depressed today but then I realized double cheeseburgers exist.
12. How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
13. Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet. Thanks Obama.
14. Life is short. Don’t wait until the end of the first date to tell someone you love them.
15. My high school girlfriend got “uses her kids as her Facebook profile picture” fat.
16. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
17. That awkward moment when you frantically search for something that’s already in your hand.
18. When your solution is beer, everything looks better.
19. People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
20. Someday, somewhere, somehow I’m going to do something.

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Dog Logic:

Invisible Driver Visits Drive-Thru Prank:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg[/youtube]

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