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TERRIBLE Tuesday Status Updates:
- No matter how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up!
- At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song.
- I wish I could burn calories as easily as I burn bridges.
- Forgotten pocket money is the best!
- How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?
- True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they want something from you.
- The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
- Anything required of me today besides laying here in bed will just have to wait till tomorrow.
- Officer I know I ran that red light but it’s okay I’ll just stop twice at the next one. Are we cool?
- If you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you don’t live longer, just seems longer.
- Download this software? Do you Agree? Are you sure? Well, the more times you ask me if I’m sure the less sure I am.
- What’s it called when you can’t think of what something is called?
- It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies.
- “100 Calorie Packs” roughly translated means “Eat Two or Three of These”
- I always pre-regret eating fast food.
- I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.
- There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
- The thing about social media is that you can pretend you’ve gone to bed by not replying but really you’re just sitting there the whole time.
- If I haven’t done something you asked me to do and I say it’s because life has “been crazy”, it really means I’ve just been lazy.
- I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I`m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.
Dis Kitty, right here:
Dat Pose! Derrrrrpppppppppp
This Whale Sure Loves his Mariachi Band:
That was phenomenal. It’s as if he really genuinely enjoyed it. Whales are so smart. And Mermaids, too 😉