Dancing Eyebrows, Silly Seal, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I’m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
  • No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
  • Am I the only person who often wonders what the Krabby Patty tastes like?
  • If I’m listening to my favorite song and you interrupt my favorite part. Two things will happen: 1. I will hate you for the rest of the day. 2. I will restart the entire song.
  • pop pop POPSICLE!! ice ice ICECICLE!! test test….. oh wait 😛
  • LIKE if you’ve tried to have a diary but failed epically.  (135+Likes in 8minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When I sneeze four times, that one “bless you” is enough… There is no need to repeat it.
  • If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
  • I sleep better naked…why can’t the flight attendant understand this?
  • was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
  • Check this one out………….1. 🙂
  • A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
  • Well that’s it…another year gone by and you didn’t use algebra once.
  • On the other hand… You have different fingers.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

Silly Seal WINS…

Silly Seal

Now that is pretty awesome. That’s certain to get you LIKEd on the old FB.

Dancing Eyebrow Girl:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg_Ds47LkQ4[/youtube]

LOL! That was awesome 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and watch the LIKEs and comments dance right in.

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