Curiosity, KitteH Enjoys Fire, and Clever Statuses

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Clever Statuses for Facebook:

  1. All I’m saying is, you’ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.
  2. We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.
  3. Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.
  4. 4/20? More like 1/5. Stupid stoners forgot to reduce their fractions.
  5. Humor is of two types – below the belt and above the forehead.
  6. I’m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
  7. Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep.
  8. Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
  9. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.
  10. THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:
    1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
    2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
    3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
  11. I’ve always wondered why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V.
  12. Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.
  13. The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
  14. It’s not you, it’s me. I just don’t like myself when I’m around you.
  15. Quick, how can you unmeet someone?
  16. A co-worker has stopped acknowledging me in the hallway. Please tell me what I did to make you want to ignore me, so I can do it to others.
  17. I’m glad we can’t smell each other through the internet.
  18. I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.
  19. The truth is, men put the lids on jars that tight so you’d need us, we’re not that stupid.
  20. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Curiosity…

curious puppy

Two things about puppies, they are always cute and always curious!

KittEh Enjoys Fire:

Kitty enjoys fire for 1 hour of goodness.

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