Cuddle Seal, Awww-dorable Nap, & Funny Facebook Statuses

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  1. If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.
  3. If some people insist on acting like an idiot, then I must insist on treating them like one.
  4. Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.
  5. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship
  6. It’s amazing how fast you can wake up when you realize you’ve overslept.
  7. LIKE IF you delete your status from Facebook when it doesn’t get any likes… If you don’t LIKE then we’ll know for sure you do this.
  8. That awkward moment when you’re telling your friend something hilarious and they’re just like “you already told me..” (135+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
  10. It’s just as well money can’t buy happiness. With prices what they are today, who could afford it anyway?
  11. That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status.
  12. Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
  13. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  14. Can’t believe that Facebook won’t let me set my relationship status to “in a relationship with myself”.
  15. I never worry about money. What’s the sense of worrying about something you don’t have?
  16. My wife would be a great success on the Parole Board. She never lets anyone finish a sentence.
  17. That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook…
  18. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  19. Facebook is going to start making high school reunions really awkward. “John! I haven’t seen you in ten years! Wow, what have you been up to since that nap you took at 3 o’clock this afternoon?”

Awwwwww-dorable Nap Time:

Nap Time


The little ones couldn’t be more adorable! Talk about a loving family 🙂 Post on your Facebook wall to get tons of LIKEs and thoughtful comments.

This Seal just wants to cuddle…


Can you blame him? Cuddling is great! Share that LIKEable video on Facebook with your friends.

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