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- Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
- Me: I need someone in charge of stopping me right before I make a huge mistake. My brain: Not it.
- Has anyone noticed that the texts you’re trying to cancel always send faster?
- Dear Music, Thank you for being there for me when nobody else was.
- Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook. (100+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I’m breaking up with my health club… we’re just not working out.
- What do Facebook and Walmart have in common? I go to both to remind myself how much smarter I am than everyone else.
- I don’t have a comeback so I’m just going to correct your grammar and spelling.
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- Laughing is easily my second favorite thing, after eating. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive.
We Found Him..
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This is one crazy kitty…
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