Comedic Status Updates, Super Cute Pup, & Hollywoods Biggest Actor

Make your Facebook friends laugh with these…

Comedic Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Dance like the photo isn’t being tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, and status update like nobody is liking. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The hardest thing in life is letting go of what you thought was real.
  • I hate it when someone I don’t like says something funny.
  • I’m worried about my financial future. Even daylight has a better savings plan than me.
  • I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort.
  • Just picked up a Where’s Waldo audiobook: “Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo”
  • Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Got this great new calorie counting app. Each day I go for a new high score.
  • I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves.
  • I wonder if all hot girls go through life believing that everyone is being genuinely nice to them all the time.
  • I’ve been told I have a face for Photoshop.
  • Vegetarian: Native American definition for lousy hunter. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun & tired of their shade.

Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…

Poor guys ears are bigger than his legs.

Super Cute Puppy

So weird, this EXTRA is in almost every TV-Show/Movie ever…

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Crazy huh? Post that on your FB wall for some great commentary.

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