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Dance like the photo isn’t being tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, and status update like nobody is liking. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
The hardest thing in life is letting go of what you thought was real.
- I hate it when someone I don’t like says something funny.
I’m worried about my financial future. Even daylight has a better savings plan than me.
- I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort.
- Just picked up a Where’s Waldo audiobook: “Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo”
Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
Got this great new calorie counting app. Each day I go for a new high score.
- I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves.
- I wonder if all hot girls go through life believing that everyone is being genuinely nice to them all the time.
I’ve been told I have a face for Photoshop.
Vegetarian: Native American definition for lousy hunter. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun & tired of their shade.
Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…
Poor guys ears are bigger than his legs.
So weird, this EXTRA is in almost every TV-Show/Movie ever…
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