Hey, at least it’s almost Friday. Make someones day, share one of these..
20 Ridiculous Facebook Status Updates:
- I need a hug and six months of sleep.
- Sure, your prince might come. But just in case he doesn’t, God created wine.
- I’m sorry I went into survival mode when you tickled me.
- Sometimes I use big words that I don’t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
- Do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go why the f*ck did nobody punch me in the face?
- Few things turn me on like good grammar.
- There’s a big difference between being anti-social and just not fucking with people who are full of shit.
- I’m a proud advocate of messy hair and sweatpants.
- If you believe you can go in the bouncy castle, then you CAN go in the bouncy castle.
- No one is ever “just kidding”.
- Anything you can do, I can do better. Unless it’s being an idiot. In that case, you win.
- Do you ever just think about the first time you met someone and compare it to where you guys are now and it’s like damn who knew this would happen?
- Sometimes my sarcasm is so intense that even I’m not sure if I’m kidding.
- I’m happy as long as I’m not hungry.
- Netflix may be the most long-term relationship I’ve ever had.
- You’re ridiculous. Want to be best friends?
- I like my coffee like I like my oxygen – CONSTANT.
- Never let anyone tell you you’re too young to do something. A baby shark is still a f*cking shark.
- Aaaaand I’m already over this day.
- Hell hath no fury like a hungry me.
Be yourself, make your own decisions.
Cell Phone Crashing (Best Prank Ever!) :
Let’s get this out of the way. It was funny this ONE time. That doesn’t mean you go out there and recreate it kids, because that’s just annoying. But, the video – that’s hilarious 🙂