Cat Introduction, Facebook Relationships, and 20 Classic Facebook Status Posts

Happy Friday, seize the day, share one of these…

20 Classic Facebook Status Posts:

1. Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she’ll never believe you. Call her ugly once, and she’ll never forget it.
2. I’d love to walk into this closet and end up in Narnia right now.
3. Having plans sounds great until you realize you have to put on clothes and makeup and actually leave the house.
4. Muffins AKA “screw it, I’m having cake for breakfast.”
5. Nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap.
6. I saw a cool bumper sticker on a back of a SUV . . . “Do you follow Jesus this close?”
7. When I was a kid…no wait, I still do that.
8. It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced “Haha, f*ck you!”.
9. I listen to the first 30 seconds of an accidental butt-dial like I’m in an FBI van.
10. Really looking forward to the “50 Shades of Grey” theme ride.
11. Fall is a great time to save money by not buying razors.
12. Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
13. Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
14. Studied for 30 seconds… I’m gonna rock this f*ckin test.
15. I miss your smile, but I miss mine more.
16. Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
17. When a girl replies with “aww thanks”, it means she is politely telling you to return to the friend zone you just tried escaping from.
18. Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? Bitch, better light that shit up like Times Square.
19. If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.
20. Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.

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How to Introduce 2 Cats to Each Other:

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That was extremely well put together. By the end I was really attached to those two kittEhs!