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- Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- It doesn’t matter what it is. It is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
- Growing up and becoming an adult was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
- Class is knowing what to say, when to say it and when to stop.
- I’m hungry, but not hungry enough to get up and make some food.
- They say you are what you eat. That’s funny, I don’t recall eating a sexy beast today. (101+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
- Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
- “Awww look the smurfs grew up” … “Grandma this is Avatar”
- Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you’re honest with complete strangers.
- I think it’s about time we change wedding vows to be more realistic considering the divorce rate.
- You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
- What the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH. What I read: Touch when nobody is looking..
- ¿¿¿˙˙˙ sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ uı ǝɯıʇ ɹn ƃuıʇsɐʍ n ǝɹɐ ןןǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I feel sorry for people who take everything way too seriously.
If you think that Sidewalk Chalk art was getting crazy, how about this elevator art:
Not sure if I’d be able to walk in there! Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this crazy elevator paint job.
Cat learns to box by watching TV:
I love the YouTube comment, “Rocky Meowboa” , Classic! Post that to your Timeline and see if your friends pets have learned a unique talent from watching television.