Best PRANK Ever, Human Imitation, and Silly Status Posts

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Silly Facebook Status Posts:

  1. Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie’s.
  2. Bread bowls are the waffle cone of the soup world.
  3. It’s not you, it’s your bathroom mirror pics.
  4. “Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
  5. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.”
  6. You say “procrastination”. I say “ingenious avoidance”.
  7. Yeah, so, I don’t usually argue with people who I can remove from my life by pressing a button…..
  8. I’d be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
  9. I’ve been putting a lot of thought into it and I think being an adult is just not going to work out for me.
  10. The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
  11. I’m pretty sure at McDonalds drive-thru school, they teach you that if someone asks for ketchup, you give them either 2 or 58 packets. There’s no in between.
  12. If you put a crouton on your Sundae instead of a cherry…it counts as a salad.
  13. You can’t say splendid without doing a British accent.
  14. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
  15. If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.
  16. Dance like the pictures won’t be tagged.
  17. Why do people with really bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
  18. Men are like Bluetooths, connected to you when you are nearby, but searching for other devices when you are away.
  19. I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
  20. The best stories ever told always end with the words”…and then I got the hell out of there.”

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Cat Imitates Human…

You know your cat is thinking it. This cat just does it.

BEST APRIL FOOLS PRANK EVER:

That was amazing. And, his reaction was priceless. Pass along if you’d like.

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