Beetle Juice, Skype Chat, and Great Status Updates

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Great Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Miley can’t stop, won’t stop, but needs to stop.
  2. Justin Timberlake should’ve won an award for the only person to make it out of Disney without a drug problem.
  3. Kanye should’ve interrupted Miley’s performance to say that Beyonce’s ass would look better in those shorts.
  4. Can we just take a minute to appreciate “Pringles,” for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can.
  5. Beer doesn’t have that many vitamins in it…that’s why you have to drink a lot.
  6. Can’t we just skip school and get to the part where I have an amazing job and travel the world.
  7. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
  8. I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm, and random shenanigans.
  9. “Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement.
  10. Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
  11. Disneyland is a people trap…designed by a mouse.
  12. Just because I can’t sing, doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
  13. Remember when the world ended last year.
  14. Be crazy.
    Be stupid.
    Be silly.
    Be weird.
    Be whatever.
    Because life is too short to be anything but happy.
  15. If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy.
  16. After opening this month’s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
  17. So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
  18. The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
  19. Neighbor said hi again. Probably just gonna move.
  20. When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

How Beetle Juice Came To Be…

ROFL 🙂 Funny cuz it’s true!

Little Girl <3’s To See her Dad on Skype…


Dawww how adorable!

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