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Great Facebook Status Updates:
- Miley can’t stop, won’t stop, but needs to stop.
- Justin Timberlake should’ve won an award for the only person to make it out of Disney without a drug problem.
- Kanye should’ve interrupted Miley’s performance to say that Beyonce’s ass would look better in those shorts.
- Can we just take a minute to appreciate “Pringles,” for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can.
- Beer doesn’t have that many vitamins in it…that’s why you have to drink a lot.
- Can’t we just skip school and get to the part where I have an amazing job and travel the world.
- Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
- I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm, and random shenanigans.
- “Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement.
- Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
- Disneyland is a people trap…designed by a mouse.
- Just because I can’t sing, doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
- Remember when the world ended last year.
- Be crazy.
Because life is too short to be anything but happy.
- If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy.
- After opening this month’s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
- So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
- The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
- Neighbor said hi again. Probably just gonna move.
- When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
How Beetle Juice Came To Be…
ROFL 🙂 Funny cuz it’s true!
Little Girl <3’s To See her Dad on Skype…
Dawww how adorable!