Animals Falling Asleep (Video), Not Haunted House, & EPIC Status Updates

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20 EPIC Facebook Status Updates:

1. Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean they belong in your life.
2. No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute.
3. I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I’m kinda mad that that doesn’t work.
4. Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.
5. My Boss sent me home today. Apparently, “the later I get here, the quicker this ends” isn’t the right answer for “why are you late?”
6. Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
7. I remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so I don’t freak them out.
8. Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person says: hi
9. Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family.
10. I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
11. Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can’t do is pick up it’s own poop. You’re just a poop collector.
12. I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
13. Life is like “Facebook” – People will like your problems & comment; But no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
14. Being an adult just means telling less people about all the poor decisions you still make.
15. Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending ♡
16. No one in the history of the world has made the right amount of pasta without leftovers.
17. There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with stupid mouths forming stupid words.
18. I think I’ll just wait for technology to stop improving before I buy anything else.
19. My ex has a new boyfriend and I’m glad. I mean I want her to be happy. As long as I’m happier and she knows that.
20. You don’t eat Taco Bell, you borrow it for 15 minutes.

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Animals Falling Asleep (Video) – WARNING: Cuteness Overload

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3LNgKkv-e8[/youtube]

Very adorable! Please, remember to share the cuteness if you enjoyed that one!