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Ain’t nothin wrong with a little Tuesday!

September 27, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Da Bears!   Happy Tuesday to you folks.  Laugh your way through this Tuesday with these funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • We are what we eat! – mmm, nuts!
  • Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
  • Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • I hate Mondays. And Tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And Thursdays. I hate schooldays.
  • I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your undies.
  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
  • Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won’t answer anything. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any.
  • Have you stayed at the new luxury hotel in town? It’s a site for soirees.
  • People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. (From @FreeFunnyStuff our red-headed stepchild of a twitter account.)

“Food for thought” seems like a pretty good deal.

Funny Picture to Post:

Silly fox thinks he is a hunter!

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XdthbOkMU[/youtube]

That’s a thinking mans prank! Haha… Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny – mid-week status updates.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

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  1. FunnyUGlyguy says

    October 1, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    LOl@@ its a funny status and pic to share with your friends on facebook.
    i like this blog post.

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