42 Saint Bernards, Auto-Predict, & Top Statuses

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  • If my mom can’t find it, nobody can find it. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I have come to the consclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
  • They said the world is going to end this year… Pssh They can barely predict the weather.
  • Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
  • I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
  • LIKE if you remember growing up in the 90’s and going to the Scholastic Book Fair.  (290+LIKEs in 9 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything, was last year.
  • My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.
  • Two things we are thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so we can avoid our family and friends.
  • If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us up by the music genre.
  • Nothing is more frustrating than when you’re telling the truth and nobody will believe you.
  • Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. “Look at this b*tch, eating those damn crackers like they own the place!”

Google Auto-Predict scares me sometimes…

Google Auto-Predict

Did not see that one coming! LOL.  Post to your FB Timeline and see what Facebook thinks of that query.

Have you ever seen 42 Saint Bernards?

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Boom! Now you have. Those adorable doggies have got something going there. Share with your pack of friends on Facebook and see what they think of this cute video.

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