Happy Thursday – make someones day, share one of these.
20 Quality Facebook Statuses:
- Be careful who you make your memories with, those things can last a lifetime.
- Push your boundaries or settle for your limitations.
- Sometimes I get road rage from standing in lines.
- Never trust a girl who has her own face set as the background of her phone.
- You aren’t truly good looking unless someone is using a picture of you to catfish someone else.
- My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she’s died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.
- Please leave your message that I’ll never listen to and delete 3 years from now after the tone.
- Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
- If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
- Worrying is like a treadmill. It takes a lot of your energy but doesn’t get you anywhere.
- In heaven, the Cheez-Its are salted on both sides.
- You shouldn’t be able to get married unless you’ve put something from Ikea together.
- I see London. I see France. I have a map of Europe.
- It’s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.
- I’m still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y – 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life.
- I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
- Roses are red. I have a phone. Nobody texts me. Forever alone.
- I used to have such high standards for myself and now I’m surprised when I’m able to clean my room or wake up on time or do anything productive.
- My taste outweighs my paycheck.
- I hope I never go to jail because I haven’t memorized a phone number since the early 2000’s.
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