How to Hold a Baby, Act Natural, & 20 Hilarious Status Posts

Make someones week, share one of these..

20 Hilarious Facebook Status Posts:

  1. Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Probably still mirrors.
  2. If you don’t want people asking for rides again, say yes the first time but don’t show up.
  3. I have a conflict of no interest.
  4. My life is currently buffering.
  5. Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
  6. Starting to think the “walls” you have around you were built by the terrified villagers to keep you in.
  7. Why “Trojan” condoms? Didn’t the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.
  8. I was gonna go out today but then I sat down. Gravity’s a bitch.
  9. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
  10. Don’t waste good booze on bad memories.
  11. Washing my entire car with a squeegee at the gas pump.
  12. Those annoying “live chat” customer service pop-ups go away if you ask them what they’re wearing.
  13. I don’t think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work.
  14. Remember real friends don’t make you feel bad about yourself.
  15. Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.
  16. I’d wish you the best
    but I am the best
  17. Will you date me?
    A. Yes
    B. A
    C. B
  18. Teenagers have time + energy, but no money.
    Middle age people have money + energy, but no time.
    Old people have time + money, but no energy.
  19. At parties, I socialize with dogs before people.
  20. You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.

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Act Natural..

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Haha, I think we’ve all felt this way at one point in time.

How to hold a baby..

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