Guilty Don’t Care, Healthcare Explanation, & Heeeelarious Statuses

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Hilarious Facebook Statuses:

1. Making someone smile is probably one of the best feeling.
2. You know it’s bad when someone says “it’s not that bad”
3. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
4. “What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller” – Mario
5. To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
6. You really love him/her, don’t you? A psychological question, no name was mentioned but still, someone came into your mind.
7. Friends are like boobs. You’ve got small ones, big ones, real ones, and fake ones.
8. I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
9. Life should be more like Hockey. If somebody pisses you off, you beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.
10. Just once I would like the pilot to say “Hey gang, who here wants to just keep flying and see where we end up?”
11. Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
12. Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them.
13. There is always a little “go screw yourself” in every “whatever”.
14. I’m afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
15. When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, “Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom”.
16. Yoooouuuuu shhhoouulldddd bbbeeee dooooinnnggg sommeethhiinnggg ppprrrodductttiiiiiveee nooowwww.
17. If monsters don’t exist then why is there a word for them?
18. Whenever I get a message that begins with “Hey Stranger” I know I’m about to be asked for a favor by someone I don’t want to help.
19. People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
20. Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Guy Doesn’t Care…

ROFL, Hi Mom?

Helpful Video Explains Why HealthCare in America is So Expensive:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjGouBmo0M[/youtube]

Puts things in perspective, doesn’t it?!? Demand more from your lawmakers!