Get over hump day, share one of these…
20 Epic Facebook Status Posts:
- Sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
- I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook added a dislike button…
- Life is too short for fake butter, fake cheese, or fake people.
- I love people who make me forget that I’m shy.
- Meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously one of the best things ever.
- Instructions for twerking: Step 1 – Reconsider.
- You telling me to do something makes me much less inclined to do it.
- About that whole morning workout thing…
- If you’re gonna keep being so attractive, I’m gonna need you to make out with me.
- Why would you live in a place where the air hurts your face?
- Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t.
- Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty kids now that global warming is threatening his habitat.
- Based on the amount of time I’ve spent in this aisle at Target, you’d think that selecting wrapping paper was a life or death decision.
- It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.
- I can’t tell if I’m hungry, but better eat just in case.
- I don’t even know what I don’t know.
- These statuses are a lot better if you imagine them being read by Morgan Freeman.
- I don’t know how many girls it takes to change a lightbulb but I guarantee you they’d post pictures of them doing it on Facebook.
- Whenever I’m nervous on a business call, I just envision the person on the other end of the phone as a muppet.
- There’s a thin line between “I should post that to Facebook” and “I should talk to a therapist about that.”
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Little Girl Lets Cow Inside…
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5H7uMq3mS8[/youtube]
Dawwww, I forgive her 🙂 I’d let the cow inside too! So cute! Share if you enjoyed.
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