Kitty Language, Phone Checking, and Top Status Updates

Make the weekend last longer, share one of these…

Top 20 Status Updates from Facebook this past week (11/15):

1. I’m one of those people who you’ll hate until you have an actual conversation with.
2. Bacon: low-carb AND gluten-free
3. I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
4. ‘I feel ugly today’ lucky you… I feel ugly everyday -_-
5. There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
6. I’m not in a hurry, but I’m not trying to stroll.
7. I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
8. If kindness really kills, you’ll always be completely safe around me.
9. My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.
10. I have decided to stop doing things “Like a Boss” and will now do things “Like a Rhinestone Cowboy.”
11. A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
12. Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.
13. “Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself…” ~ History
14. If you hold up a Shell and listen carefully, you can hear the cashier telling you he doesn’t want any trouble.
15. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog?
16. Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
17. For the 1st time in history, Earthlings have landed on a comet! Finally, revenge for the time that comet landed on all our dinosaurs.
18. He wanted super glue so I gave him regular glue with a little cape on it.
19. I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell oiLy Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
20. Don’t be upset that you’re single; be happy that someone isn’t ruining your life.

More Funny Pictures & Videos | Yesterdays Status Updates…

We finally figured out what “Lick” is in Kitty Language…

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1MTcp0m3d4[/youtube]

Silly KittEh! Tape doesn’t = Lick 😛