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April 26, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Are you looking for some witty status updates?   Then you came to the right place my friend!  Welcome, settle in and check out what we got for you…

Hilariously Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I ♥ you. Do you ♥ me?
  • You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
  • Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.
  • Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you’ll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that’s my point.
  • if you are a happy employee does that make you ‘gruntled’ ?

A grizzly with no teeth is a gummy bear.

Website You Gotta SEE: Pencil Drawings Combined with Photographs

Funny Facebook Picture of the Day:

Embed URL : https://www.learn-all-about-cats.com/images/funny-cat-that-farted.jpg

Funny Video to Post to Facebook:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBaZ7z-x7NQ[/youtube]

Embed URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBaZ7z-x7NQ

Alrighty friends.  Thanks for stopping in and hope to see you tomorrow.  Until then if you want more content LIKE our Facebook Fan Page.

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  1. eforeva says

    April 26, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    that cat is ridiculous he really looks like he just farted.

  2. Chimera92 says

    April 26, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    Forget the cat that vid was gnarly!Crazy German bastards.

  3. timbuktutu2 says

    April 27, 2010 at 3:12 AM

    I pulled the, “A grizzly with no teeth is a gummy bear.” line today and it went over great.

    GOOD ONE!!!!! Thx 🙂

  4. 2Funny4u says

    April 27, 2010 at 3:21 AM

    You sir are very welcome. Spread the word big bird this site ain't gonna grow itself.

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