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iPad Humor, Tired Doggie, & Status Humor

March 9, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

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Golden STATUS Humor that will get you LIKEd…

  • LIKE IF you say “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself.  (4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve…
  • Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
  • Every relationship has its problems, but what makes it perfect is when things are bad, and you still want to be together.
  • Sometimes you have to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.
  • When I say “The other day” It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.  (159+LIKEs in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’t you read my statuses?”
  • The guy who invented underwear must have sounded crazy.
  • ‎”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
  • The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten.
  • That awkward moment when someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…
  • The biggest lie I tell myself is…”I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Don’t compare yourself to others, that’s when you start to lose confidence in yourself.
Yesterday’s Status Updates…

This little guy had a long day at the park…

Dog Treats

Awwww… sleepy head! Share on Facebook for some hilarious comments. (Source: IMGUR)

Dad, how do you like that iPad we got you?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0FVm_H_D18[/youtube]

Haha! Everyone can appreciate that classic viral video. Post this LIKEable video to your FB Wall.

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