American Ninja, Panda Cat, & Status Humor

Share your wit on FB, post these…

Facebook Status Humor:

• I’m not ignoring you, I’m just doing something more important.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die.
• That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.
• If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun.
• It’s scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
• INTERNET: Can’t get your homework done with it, can’t get your homework done without it.
• RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right. (404+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Letting your phone ring a few times before you answer so you seem busy.
• Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
• That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should hug someone or not.
• ❒ I want a job. ✔ I want money
• Either my spidey senses are tingling, or my foot just fell asleep.
• That annoying moment when you realize someone else is using the pen you lost.
• Exaggerations went up a million percent last year.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food

Panda Cat…

And, if you thought that was good.. check out Panda Dog! This cat takes adorableness to the 2nd degree. Post to your timeline for a wave of LIKEs.

Audition Tape for American Ninja, think he’s got what it takes???

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iclvPOq5ftg[/youtube]NAILED IT! That guy has the next great ninja written all over him. Best of luck to him 🙂 share on Facebook and see what your friends think?