Sleepy Doggie, Beer Scooter, & Facebook Statuses

Great Statuses for every occasion…

Facebook Status Updates:

• People who investigate strange noises in horror movies deserve to die. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
• I couldn’t care less, but I’m working on it.
• Judging by the hair on the furniture, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
• I’m willing to put in longer hours at work. As long as they’re lunch hours.
• Great news! I’m declaring a national strike. Nobody go to work.
• If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be “bad at following directions”. (111+Likes in 7minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• At the Pentagon, there are five sides to every story.
• I don’t take drugs – I’m not even an athlete.
• The awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone, and then the next day they’re best friends.
• I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
• I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
• Whoever said “nothing is impossible” has obviously never seen me doing nothing.
• I’ve reached the age where birthdays just aren’t what they used to be. You know… fun.
• If a double dip recession is so bad, why did they make it sound so delicious?  (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
• Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped.

Sleepy dog is sooo sleepy….

Awww, how adorable! That one is sure to get you tons of LIKEs & Comments!

Meanwhile in Germany:

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I WANT ONE! And I bet your Facebook Friends do too. Post that to your wall for some interesting insights.