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Funny Status Updates:
- In my day, we had MySpace too. And it extended five feet in every direction! (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
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The road to success is always under construction.
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In 50 years, a bunch of 80 year-olds will know all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done…
- There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
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Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
- If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you! (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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Researchers have finally released the ingredients in Viagra: 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% filler, and 95% “Fix a Flat”
- There’s a new way to transfer funds that’s even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
- When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
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It’s a small world, unless you have to paint it.
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I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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Twitter makes me love people I’ve never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
The Facebook Dance:
Post that one on your Facebook Wall and watch the comments / likes come in!
Cute Twins Sneeze at the Same Time…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3wPepC_XRw[/youtube]
Haha, how funny is that?!?! Your FB Friends will love that clip 😉
Bonus Funny Video: Roast of Facebook
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