Hello world! Make your friends laugh this weekend with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
- Let’s hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets.
- Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein.
I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.
- The kids will be mad when they discover there really isn’t a law that prohibits them from talking while I drive.
- What do you get for the bagel that has everything?
- Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
- Milestone: just had my one-millionth apathetic thought. I guess that’s something to be proud of, but… meh.
The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.
The main trouble with mental notes is, the ink fades so fast.
Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
- Too bad Prop 19 failed. I wanted to try one of these “doobies” I’ve heard so much about.
- Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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In olden times, everybody had to help out around the farm. Even if you were wearing your best clothes.
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