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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
It’s not “When Wild Animals Attack!” as much as it is “When Stupid People Get Bit.”
When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
- Sports: 44,999 Runners Lose NYC Marathon
- I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
- Just be yourself, you idiot.
- I’m disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn’t have an epic Farmville scene. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- In general, girls don’t like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.
- I asked if she liked my handsome face or my sexy body. After looking me up and down, she said my sense of humor.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
- I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun. (@FreeFunnyStuff )
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Composite image of 160,000 faces from Sydney, Australia, showing the average “Face of Sydney”
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