Tuesday is the best day of the week!

Tuesday is the best day of the week, and you know why?  Because you’re going to get tons of comments/likes by posting these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • It’s not “When Wild Animals Attack!” as much as it is “When Stupid People Get Bit.”
  • When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
  • Sports: 44,999 Runners Lose NYC Marathon
  • I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
  • Just be yourself, you idiot.
  • I’m disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn’t have an epic Farmville scene. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • In general, girls don’t like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.
  • I asked if she liked my handsome face or my sexy body. After looking me up and down, she said my sense of humor.
  • I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
  • I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
  • If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun. (@FreeFunnyStuff )

Awesome Picture to Post:

Composite image of 160,000 faces from Sydney, Australia, showing the average “Face of Sydney”

Funny Video to Post:


That one is always good for some quality comments & likes… because it’s hilarious!  Stop by tomorrow for more awesome funny status updates, pictures, trends, and videos to post. If you’d like more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.