The latest viral Status Update craze is thanks to MTV’s hit-show, Jersey Shore. On a recent episode characters, Pauly D & Vinny came up with the latest internet meme whilst discussing Jailbait. You’ve likely seen some of their words of wisdom gracing your news feed lately.
If you’re looking for LIKEs and comments from your brainwashed JerseyShore Facebook friends then maybe give these a try:
“If she’s got a basket on her bicycle, she’s too young for you man.”
“If she still has the parental controls on her TV in her bedroom, she’s too young for you bro.”
We decided it would be fun if we came up with some of Jersey Shore Status Updates of our own…
- If she sings Disney sing alongs she’s too young for you bro!
- If her idol is Miley Cyrus she’s too young for you bro!
- If the waiter gives her a coloring book and crayons at the restaurant !
- If she won’t make you a sandwich she’s too young for you bro!
- If she still writes notes she’s too young for you bro!
- If she thinks unicorns are real she’s too young for bro!
- If she still has her mom buying her clothes she’s too young for you bro!
- If she orders a Shirley temple at the bar she’s too young for you bro!
- If the waiter gives her a coloring book and crayons at the restaurant she’s too young for you bro!
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If she invites you to her birthday party, and there’s a bouncy house she’s too young for you bro!
Feel free to add your own “She’s too young for you bro” statuses in the comments! Otherwise enjoy #shestooyoungforyoubro while it lasts.
