Jus’ another Manic Monday…

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What is up friends?!?  Did you have an enjoyable/relaxing weekend?  Make your friends laugh this Monday with these….

Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • You cant be all over the place. Focus (F)ollow (O)ne (C)ourse (U)ntil (S)uccessful.
  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
  • I hate to see the time fall back… Without Daylight Savings time, I won’t have any savings at all now.
  • You say ear wax. I say melting brain.
  • Cannibal: “Shall I boil the new missionary?” Chief: “No, he’s a friar.”
  • If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
  • The Beach: “How you dune?” The Ocean: “Swell!”
  • How do you put an astronaut’s baby to sleep? Rocket.
  • Grandma complained no one ever calls so I put a “How’s My Driving?” bumper sticker on her car. The phone pretty much rings off the hook now.
  • When they have pot belly dancing at the Y, sign me up. (@FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Best Splash Mountain Picture, EVAR!

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o[/youtube]

That one never gets old!  Posting that will get you some great comments & likes to your profile.  Stop by tomorrow for more awesome funny status updates, pictures, trends, and videos to post. If you’d like more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

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