Hopefully you still have some friends after yesterdays National UnFriend Day (NuD) ! If you do, it is probably a good idea that you make them laugh and remember why they became your friend in the first place. It’s simple just post these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
- If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
- I’ve just wrecked myself. I wish I’d checked myself beforehand.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk.
My wife says my lovemaking is like a news bulletin. Brief, unexpected and usually a disaster.
- I think it’s funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people “like” it. The “like” button has become used more than a gas station bathroom. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- I judge a book by it’s cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words.
- I just watched Discovery’s “How It’s Made” and, honestly, I’m never eating another urinal cake again.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Funny Video to Post:
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