Funny Stuff for Facebook on a Wednesday.

Aloha!  One thing…  Don’t buy Call of Duty : Black Ops… repeat DO NOT BUY!  Horrible graphics, I feel bad that I got duped into buying this game by “paid” media reviews.  It is honestly a massive downgrade from COD MW2.  Don’t believe me?  Search twitter for COD Graphics.  Ask your friends on Facebook.  Congratulations, I just saved you $60.  Get back to laughing with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
  • I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself.
  • CREDITOR: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
  • My ex-wife says that she will dance on my grave. I’ve now arranged to be buried at sea.
  • Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
  • Don’t listen to their foolishness. Listen to mine!
  • What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.
  • Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
  • Lawyers have feelings too. Allegedly.
  • Keeping secrets can kill you. And let’s just keep that between us.
  • I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. (@FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

WTF? haha

Funny Video to Post:

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