Aloha! One thing… Don’t buy Call of Duty : Black Ops… repeat DO NOT BUY! Horrible graphics, I feel bad that I got duped into buying this game by “paid” media reviews. It is honestly a massive downgrade from COD MW2. Don’t believe me? Search twitter for COD Graphics. Ask your friends on Facebook. Congratulations, I just saved you $60. Get back to laughing with these…
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Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
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I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself.
- CREDITOR: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
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My ex-wife says that she will dance on my grave. I’ve now arranged to be buried at sea.
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Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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Don’t listen to their foolishness. Listen to mine!
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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Lawyers have feelings too. Allegedly.
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Keeping secrets can kill you. And let’s just keep that between us.
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I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. (@FreeFunnyStuff )
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