Funny Facebook Status
This week’s recap of funny facebook status updates:
- in love with a stripper.
- trying to sell my dad on all the reasons why I need that new iPhone for Christmas.
- drunk. But, don’t call me a drunk.
- slapping myself silly.
- moving to china. Not really, but could you imagine if I did?
- listening to the smooth jazz sound of hot 97.3smooth jazz.
- above the influence.
- Stay thirsty, my friends.
- man on toilet, is high on pot.
- peer pressure is probably the coolest thing ever.
- don’t use port-o-poties… for a number of reasons. Don’t ask.
- you should call me up, we could hang, it would be chill.
- I am going absolutely nuts.
- football should be on everyday.
- football is rigged.
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