Funny Facebook Posts for the Weekend

Well hello there!  Sit back, relax, and enjoy your weekend with these funny little items to post to your Facebook profiles & wall…

Funny Status Updates for the Weekend:

  • A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
  • Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
  • Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
  • There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
  • Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • The difference between a teacher and a train conductor? One trains the mind while the other minds the train.
  • The Sheep… “It was shear hell, I tell you. Shear hell!”
  • And don’t even get me started on statements with no context.
  • When someone says they’re young at heart, it means they’re old in age.
  • Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. (@FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Really?  What the heck is going on in this world?

Funny Video to Post:


Hahah!!! That kid could be a comedian based on his laugh alone.  Speaking of laughs we hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend.  For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App , now available on ANDROID – search Status Updates for Facebook in the Android Market. Thanks for stopping by!