Yoda Origami, Cockroach Surprise, and Epic Status Updates

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EPIC Status Updates for FB:

  • And yet, despite the look on my face, you’re still talking.  ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Want to know if you’re in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it’s over. Your welcome.
  • Don’t grow up….it’s a trap!
  • You can learn a lot about a person from Google Search auto-complete.
  • I’m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
  • How to freak someone out… 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them.
  • I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal.
  • I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
  • My husband and I are doing a Workshop. He Works and I Shop. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
  • All my life I thought air was free…until I bought a bag of chips.
  • When a girl says “No.” A guy hears it as “Try again tomorrow.”
  • Life is too hard? Stop complaining and make the best of what you have.
  • During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten.
  • Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • I wish “you dumbass” was an appropriate way to end a work email.

This person has wayyyyy too much time on their hands, awesome, awesome, awesome hand time:

Yoda Origami

The folding is strong with this Yoda Origami. A+++ Would share again 🙂

Cockroach Surprises Local News Broadcaster:

Wow, he’s lucky he escaped with his life! I would have freaked-the-f-out. Share with your friends and see what hilarious comments / likes / and statuses they can come up with regarding this crazy video. Great news blooper!

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