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- I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, “Alright, get in the basket.”
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
Opinions are indeed like butts, some are just bigger than others.
- I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- I’m saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Apple just got patent approval for a filter that stops Sexting. Your drunk 2am dignity is spared.
- Don’t make me use UPPERCASE.
- The Michelin Man could stand to lose that spare tire
Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
- I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it? (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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