Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks! Share some laughs with your friends with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
- I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, “Alright, get in the basket.”
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
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Opinions are indeed like butts, some are just bigger than others.
- I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- I’m saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Apple just got patent approval for a filter that stops Sexting. Your drunk 2am dignity is spared.
- Don’t make me use UPPERCASE.
- The Michelin Man could stand to lose that spare tire
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Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
- I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it? (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
Hahha, I’m sure everyone can appreciate that one! Post that and all your friends will be commenting!
Funny Video to Post:
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An oldie but a goodie 🙂 I just love that one so much and I’m sure all your friends will too! Post that video and you’re sure to start a comment fest! Enjoy the NFL this weekend, guys. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend! See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App , now available on ANDROID – search Status Updates for Facebook in the Android Market. Thanks for stopping by!
