World Famous Weekend Wrap Up

Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks!  Share some laughs with your friends with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
  • I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, “Alright, get in the basket.”
  • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  • By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
  • Opinions are indeed like butts, some are just bigger than others.
  • I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • I’m saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Apple just got patent approval for a filter that stops Sexting. Your drunk 2am dignity is spared.
  • Don’t make me use UPPERCASE.
  • The Michelin Man could stand to lose that spare tire
  • Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
  • As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it? (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Hahha, I’m sure everyone can appreciate that one!  Post that and all your friends will be commenting!

Funny Video to Post:


An oldie but a goodie 🙂 I just love that one so much and I’m sure all your friends will too!   Post that video and you’re sure to start a comment fest!  Enjoy the NFL  this weekend, guys. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend!  See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App , now available on ANDROID – search Status Updates for Facebook in the Android Market. Thanks for stopping by!