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Tuesday’s the new Thursday. Funny status updates to get you through the (rest of) the week.

June 21, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends.  Here is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here.
  • You know you’re getting older when happy hour is a nap.
  • If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?
  • A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked. (from our FB Fan Page)
  • Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.
  • I stopped in a German restaurant for a meal. The sauerkraut starter was bad enough, but the wurst was yet to come.

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

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Funny Picture to Post:

FB just keeps finding new ways to lower my self esteem 🙁

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVMRgXlUtf8[/youtube]

Hilarious!   🙂  Alright folks, stop by tomorrow for more awesome good stuff to post to ur FB acct.

Need more?  Join our FB Fan Page (2,000+ members growing every day) or download our iPhone app (rated 4stars).

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