You survived Monday, congratulations. The bad news is it’s only Tuesday. The good news is it’s one day closer to Friday. The even better news is we have some fun-filled and very funny facebook status updates for you today. Don’t waste too much valuable time on facebook today! Ya right!
- Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
- “Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.” – Homer Simpson
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
- Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.
- For only $30/month get Unlimited Talk/Text Nationwide through Cricket Wireless.
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This is for your work at home types!