Tuesday is the day when you actually get stuff done.

You survived Monday, congratulations.  The bad news is it’s only Tuesday.  The good news is it’s one day closer to Friday.  The even better news is we have some fun-filled and very funny facebook status updates for you today.  Don’t waste too much valuable time on facebook today!  Ya right!

  • Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
  • “Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”  – Homer Simpson
  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.
  • For only $30/month get Unlimited Talk/Text Nationwide through Cricket Wireless.

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This is for your work at home types!