Tuesday is the funniest day of the week!

Tuesday is always the funniest day of the week because it’s not the start, middle, end or almost end of the week… It’s just Tuesday!  And, yesterday the world learned what the new iPhone4 will look/feel like.  Can’t wait to get my hands on one!  Can’t wait to see Funny Status Updates for Facebook App on there 🙂  With those 1000+ statuses, symbols, flip text, backwards text tools, it’s really going to shine.  Anyhow, we have some amazingly hilarious status updates for you today and without further ado here they are…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
  • You know how I know aliens exist?  Because they work in the Apple engineering dept.
  • If you’re looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.

  • When asked “What would you bring with you to a deserted island”, how come no one ever replies, “A boat.”?
  • The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
  • Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Funny Picture to Post:
Amazing what a little photoshopping can do these days!
Funny Video to Post:
His Morgan Freeman was DEAD On!!!! What can I say?  I’m a sucker for impressions and those are classic!  Alright folks, if you need some more join our Facebook Fan Page or download our Funny Status Updates for Facebook iPhone/iPod App.  Otherwise we will see you tomorrow for some more fresh funny status updates, pictures to post, and videos to post for Facebook.