Tuesday, Funny Status Updates for Facebook

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t run from or fight his enemies is “lunch”.
  • Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack’em in the head.
  • Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
  • I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.
  • If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
  • A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.
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