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Tuesday, Funny Status Updates for Facebook

June 14, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Hello everyone! Thanks for coming back. Here is all the great content you crave for your FB needs…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t run from or fight his enemies is “lunch”.
  • Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack’em in the head.
  • Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
  • I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.
  • If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
  • A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.
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Cool Video to Post:
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Who knew ants were so SMART?!?!   Awesome, good stuff!  Alright, if you need some more content check out our Facebook Fan Page or our iPhone App.  Thanks & cya tomorrow!

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