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  • We need either less corruption or more chances to participate in it.
  • A tree never hits an automobile… except in self-defense.
  • Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often.
  • My boss just showed me how to cut my taxes by half. He reduced my salary.
  • We childproofed our homes but they are still getting in. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • There’s no z in insomnia.
  • I had to give up playing blackjack. The other players kept saying “Hit me!” and my reflexes kept taking over.
  • Ever notice, how everything is funnier when you’re with your best friend?
  • I took my dog for a walk and played Frisbee with him, but he was useless. I really need to get a flatter dog. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Funny Picture to Post:

Classic!  One day he’ll get that Batman 🙂  I think all your friends can appreciate & LIKE that!

Funny Video to Post:


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