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Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App– Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update! Now available on ANDROID!)
We need either less corruption or more chances to participate in it.
A tree never hits an automobile… except in self-defense.
- Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often.
My boss just showed me how to cut my taxes by half. He reduced my salary.
We childproofed our homes but they are still getting in. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- There’s no z in insomnia.
- I had to give up playing blackjack. The other players kept saying “Hit me!” and my reflexes kept taking over.
- Ever notice, how everything is funnier when you’re with your best friend?
- I took my dog for a walk and played Frisbee with him, but he was useless. I really need to get a flatter dog. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Tried changing my Facebook status to “craving gumbo” but Facebook automatically changed it to “BOYCOTT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE. IT’S ALL LIES!” (From @ConanOBrien)
Funny Picture to Post:
Classic! One day he’ll get that Batman 🙂 I think all your friends can appreciate & LIKE that!
Funny Video to Post:
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