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Thursdizzle fo Shizzle’ Facebizzile Updizziles

September 24, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

Sup my peeps. Ya’ll know what time it is.  Time for you to get your dirty yet clever status updates.

Funny Status Updates:

  • Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • The Holidays are coming up, and I want a Livespeakr,  for my iPhone.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Quote of the Day:

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Video of the day:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqRDct1IDI8[/youtube]

Embed code: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqRDct1IDI8

Website of the day: Fuck you Penguin

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