Aww it’s… Thursday

Well it isn’t Friday but, at least it is close!  Thursday is here my friends and that means it is almost the weekend.  Laugh your way through Thursday with these funny things to post to your FB…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
  • When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
  • Tongue Twister… Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls’ grill can bear.
  • I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • In Japan, JERSEY SHORE is entitled — “The New Jersey Life of Macaroni Rascals.” I am not making this up.
  • I believe everything happens for a reason. Usually, the reason is somebody screwed up.
  • Gettin’ married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
  • At the Pentagon, there are five sides to every story.
  • I hate it when a coworker offers to make themselves “perfectly clear” but then I can still see them… and hear them.
  • If it isn’t one thing, it’s another. Unless it’s neither.
  • It’s bad luck to be superstitious. (From @FreeFunnyStuff our twitter account.)

  • I find it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won’t do now; Things I won’t do later; and, Things I’ll never do.

Funny picture to post:

Don’t worry kid, we’ve all been there.

Awesome video to post:


What an awesome mash-up, it is really catchy!  If you don’t like it now, try again in a few hours… You’ll be singing/thinking about this one all day!!! Make sure to stop back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.