Thirsty Thursdays Funny Facebook Status Updates

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • No one likes a smartass.  Especially another smartass. Unless they have their own TV show, then they’re a comic genius.
  • Projectile vomiting rarely gets you a return invitation anywhere.
  • Before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!
  • Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
  • Get Nationwide Unlimited Minutes/Text/Web for only $30/month through Cricket Wireless.
  • Remember no matter how bad life gets, there is always beer!
  • would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.

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Funny Video of the Day:

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