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The Funny Status Updates for your Thursday

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Howdy! Here is the goods to help get you and your friends through Thursday….

Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter:

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
  • People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
  • I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. (Part of the 4-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 4,000/monthly users!)
  • A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
  • As you can imagine, Edward Scissorhands was strictly forbidden from running.
  • You wouldn’t believe how much time it has taken me to send this Facebook status update from a payphone… (From our updated daily FB Fan Page)
  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Scientists are now saying the Triceratops never existed. first Pluto, now this!?!? my childhood was a lie…

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