Tuesday is my favorite day of the week… ya know why??? Because Tues comes from the latin word for Sleep-In. Therefore today is Sleep-In day. Not really.. but you could imagine what it would be like if it was! HA! Sorry about that… anyways here are your dirty funny facebook status updates:
- If you ever accidentally drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ’em go, because man, they’re gone.
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- I think I invented a time machine. Just need a flux capacitor, anyone know where I can get one of those???
- Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue horned moon?
- Ahh Bologna.
Funny Video of the day:
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Well kiddies. That is it for today. But, stay tuned because FacebookStatus.org is your source for the funniest facebook statuses there ever WAS.