Star Wars Calms Baby, Grumpy Cat, & Funny Statuses

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Todays Top Funny Facebook Statuses:

  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.  (*NEW* – iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence.
  • Every time I hear someone say Right About Now, I end it with Funk Soul Brother.
  • We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it’s stealing.
  • Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
  • Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
  • There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
  • I can’t even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • LIKE if you restart the game when you know you’re going to lose.
  • I’m going to leave $50 in my will to whoever will wear a Grim Reaper costume to my funeral and stand there completley silent.
  • How about a cooking show called “Cookin’ Stuff in the Microwave”.
  • The left lane is for club members only. If you’re not sure if you’re in the club, move over.
  • Sometimes what sounds like opportunity knocking is actually disappointment leaving a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • What if the meaning of life is written in the terms and conditions, and no one would ever know because no one reads it?

Grumpy Kitty….

Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Kitty does not approve. Pass along the disapprovingly grumpy cat to your Facebook friends for instant laughs, likes, and comments. (via imgur)

Star Wars Theme Song Calms Crying Baby:

It’s a very catchy theme song, probably would have worked on me. Ask your Facebook friends if they think this strategy would work on a baby that they know???

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